Because they’re nuts about working out their chest-nuts! Whether you enjoy your nuts processed as a butter (peanut, macadamia, hazelnut or almond) or whole, they’re an excellent source of protein and healthy fats. While eating or working out, watch those calories. Don’t go nuts with the nuts!
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What bag does a baker use?
A baguette. Forget designer leather goods—go plant-based for your meals and accessories. When your bag is also a loaf of bread (whole wheat, of course), you can eat on the go. Talk about fast food!
Why did the vegan call the plumber?
Their pipes were full of leeks.🧅
If the singer Lou Bega became vegan, what would he change his name to?
Rutabaga. Remember “Mambo 95”? Rutabaga would sing about the beauty of root vegetables. It would be a salsa (with air fried tortillas for dipping).
Why was the banana looking forward to the weekend?
It’s in a banana sundae (Sunday).
What was the first plant-based satellite called?
Spudnik 1. A potato-based satellite that upon re-entry to the earth’s atmosphere will become a baked potato.
What did the shoestring fries say to the curly fries?
Straighten yourself out! But don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be a little twisted—there’s nothing wrong with being different.
What is the yearly wage for a vegan called?
A celery. Maybe that’s corny, but we could all use more dough. With the price of groceries so high, maybe you should start a community garden and grow your own food?
What do you call an old apple?
A Granny Smith. She’s a naturally grown apple, and thinks that these lab-grown apples are an abomination of nature. Granny Smith said “Kids these days grow up too fast, put the phones down, go outside and get some sunshine“
Why wasn’t the banana included in the fruit bar?
Because they found him unappealing. He had to use his connections at Apple to get into the bar, but by that time the party was over.